3 women come home from holiday?
mary says to ann “what present are you taking george home ?”
ann says “a snake!”,
“a snake!” says mary “how are you gonna get it through customs?”
“easy just tie it round my waist, a snake belt”
“what about you ?”ann asks mary
” a crocodile !”
“A CROCODILE !how are you gonna get that through customs?”says ann
“easy , just tie it round my arm! a crocodile handbag !”
They turn to ethel “What are you taking bert?”
“A skunk”says ethel
“A SKUNK ! How are you gonna get that through customs?”says mary and ann
“Easy ,i’ll just put it down my knickers !”
“DOWN YOUR KNICKERS !BUT WHAT ABOUT THE SMELL?”
Ethel replies “Well if it dies, it dies !”
the missus aint impressed
thats good enough for me
its star time
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